Kitten Natividad

"The Double-D Avenger" is the brainchild of party animal William Winckler, a writer/producer in Hollowood who got tired of pitching movies to studios. One day he decided to just take all his money out of the bank, pull three Russ Meyer Bosom Queens out of retirement, and build a movie around them that would be pretty much based on the concept of...if the bazoomas are huge enough, the people will come. Kitten Natividad, possessor of two of the most famous dinglebobbers in the western world, IS the Double-D Avenger, tossing off knocker jokes at a faster clip than any entertainer since the late, great Benny Hill. Joining her are Raven De La Croix and Haji in a plot that centers around Kitten being diagnosed with terminal breast cancer - yes, that's what I said - causing her to journey to the wilds of South America, which looks a lot like northern Los Angeles County. Here she hooks up with an Amazon tribe called the Ta-Tas, consumes the mysterious crockazilla plant, and ends up with superpowers requiring her to don a Wonder Woman ripoff costume and king fu murderous strippers. This is also the first movie in which Raven De La Croix snorts like a pig, and the only movie in which the legendary Forrest J. Ackerman brilliantly enunciates the words "humongous hooters." You'll thrill to the Lapdance Jubilee section, in which three sleazy strippers - Hydra Heffer (Haji), Pirate Juggs (Mimma Mariucci) and Ooga Boobies (Sheri Dawn Thomas) - turn an entire topless bar into a den of slobbering lust monsters so they can relieve the gentlemen of their cash, then equip themselves with jerry-rigged portable hair dryers so they can zap the Double-D Avenger and send her to Hooter Heaven. What they're not counting on is Kitten's Thermonuclear Whoppers, which allow her to dispatch the worthless slut squad with the kind of Breast Fu not seen since Chesty Morgan starred in "Deadly Weapons." In other words, it's a European-style art film shot in the style of Truffaut.

America's greatest drive-in movie critic, Joe Bob Briggs, tackles two celluloid masterpieces of the cult kind. First, busty Chastity Knott (Russ Meyer favorite Kitten Natividad) uses her new superhero abilities as a super-stacked crime fighter, The Double-D Avenger, to stop a villainous bikini bar owner and his sexy, murderous dancers. Also featuring a bevy of Russ Meyer starlets including Haji ("Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!") and Raven De La Croix ("Up!"). Then Cuban spitfire Estrelita and Dallas' Jim Davis square off in a western-monster bash that'll make your head spin: "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter!" Both titles feature hilarious, fact-filled commentaries from Joe Bob, plus original trailers, behind-the-scenes goodies and more! One of the most widely-read and seen critics in the U.S., Joe Bob has corrupted minds on TNT's Monstervision, The Movie Channel, and many more popular outlets. Joe Bob's latest book, Profoundly Disturbing, now haunting bookstores near you.

Kitten Natividad - Kitten Natividad (born Francesca Isabel Natividad on February 13, 1948 in Juarez, Mexico) is a Mexican big-busted pornstar and exotic dancer. She is sometimes credited as Francesca 'Kitten' Natividad, Francesca Natividad or Frances Natividad.

Kitten Cannon - Kitten Cannon is an online flash game in which one blasts a kitten out of a cannon that you can aim. The objective is to hit explosive barrels, trampolines and atom bombs to propel the kitten farther.

Cat-Man and Kitten - Cat-Man and Kitten (also Catman and Kitten and The Cat-Man and the Kitten) were a pair of superhero characters created by Charles M. Quinlan and Irwin Hasen and first published in 1940 by now-defunct Holyoke Publications.

Every time you masturbate… God kills a kitten - "Every time you masturbate… God kills a kitten" is the headline of an image created in 2002. The image is of a kitten being chased by two Domo-kuns, and has the tagline "Please, think of the kittens".

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